Some days I wish something apocalyptic would happen. 

Just so that i could focus on something other than me. You may think I'm selfish, but I live alone... with a cat, and my friends are 5 hrs away. So I have nobody to talk to.. there IS nobody else to focus on ~huff~

Speaking of the apocalypse, 

why does everyone look like they did all their clothes shopping at their local BDSM store?

My apocalypse is going to be spent raiding Saks Fifth Ave, 

while wielding a giant display perfume of Chanel No.5 as a flame thrower. And I will wear a pair of Christian Louboutin until Its just duct tape holding the soles to my feet

They call me the Apocalyptic Fashionista